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Sphynx Lady
 Female (gold account)  Verified member Sphynx Lady

Posted: 17th Nov 2008
3:31 PM

A joke for my Irish friends and you to

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A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, I almost had an affair with another woman.'

The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'

The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed our private parts together, but then I stopped.'

The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.'

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.

He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly went over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't do your penance, you didn't put any money in the poor box!'

The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'
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Flylover
 Male (enhanced account) Flylover
17th Nov 2008, 4:45 PM

That's a good one Jen...

I gotta remember that one next time I go to confessional!


 Female (gold account)  Verified member Sphynx Lady replied:

LOL, yeah I kinda liked it to and you can tell it to most anyone...



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